mock me why don't you....

You know you are entering a new era of your life when you look in your refridgerator and find that you have an army of salad dressings staring back at you.

I looked in my cupboard and found two unopened bottles of salad dressing and when I opened my fridge I found three opened ones....mocking me.

It' like I've prematurely hit middle age!

Every time I see salad dressing on sale, like the Eastern European immigrant that I am, I buy it. I will say that I've added some West Coast Canadian flare to my new obsessive compulsive disorder....notice how it's all organic.