Thursday, June 28, 2007

Lark Ate Me

I have been devoured by Lark. I may not be around much these days because I am deep in the digestive system of the store. I hope to reach the bowels and to eventually find myself capable of conversation beyond the clothing industry and Dog The Bounty hunter's wife's rack.

If anyone out there has any ideas on how I could broaden my horizons without being more than 20 feet from my home and work please let me know.

Also, I really like tea or coffe, and biscuits...anyone else want some too?

Sunday, June 17, 2007

I don't go out much

Andie is getting married everyone! Here are some pictures of us all having fun and laughing a lot. It turns out that when I karaoke I KARAOKE! I will sing 'beat it' like it's no ones business and I will sing it loud.

Our first stop was Kobe on Alberni where we ate a lot of delicious Japanese food.

This is Andie's sexy face.

Some guy from Alberta crashed the bachelorette to sing Andie a song and he rubbed his ass on Andie's leg. I'm publishing our reactions to this guy. because I was laughing too hard to take pictures of him as he stripped. At first we all thought that someone ordered a stripper for Andie, which would have been really embarrassing, but it quickly became apparent that he was not a professional. You can tell because we were all laughing really hard.

Poor Lisa. I was curled up in a ball with Elaine and when we thought it was safe to open our eyes this was what we saw. It wasn't safe, so we huddled together until he left. And this folks is another reason to quit drinking....humiliation is a part of life, but why make it worse for yourself?

That's my eye peeking out at you and my good friend Elaine who goes out for tea with me even if I have a headache.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

I do this thing as I fall asleep that I've only told 2 people about.

I do stand up comedy in my head.

In the past I haven't managed to come up with a punch line and so it's not been a very satisfying activity, but last night I was so funny I laughed out loud!

I can't remember what the joke or the punchline was, but man was I on fire.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007


I had food poisoning yesterday. It was horrible.

I don't ever want to see another chicken again, or green things that require cooking. You really do forget how much power your stomach has over your entire being until it seeks revenge, and then you are at the mercy of an enemy you are forced to see again, and again.

Not a very insightful post, but then I don't think anyone is reading this lately so I could get as self indulgent and confessional as I want to and no one will ever be wise of my fears and foibles.

I am in awe of health today. I don't feel totally healed, but it sure is nice to be vertical and functional.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Sometimes I have a hard time understanding that life on earth does not follow a right or wrong pattern, and that you get one chance to make it up. I get this idea in my head that there is a 'proper' way to do things.

The pictures are from the Street festival that Dane organized. There are more on the lark blog.


Saturday, June 09, 2007

sleep for the sleeepless

I'm soooooo tired. All night shouting bellow my and trucks.....sirens and hooligans.