So Elaine has been accused by some of puting a few of her ex-boyfriends into pigeon holes. I support the act of puting mean people into any kind of hole, but apparently pigeons don't want to share theirs with jerks.
How do I know this? I walked beneath an awning around the corner from my apartment and a pigeon shat on me. It was warm and made a sploosh sound on the back of my neck. I looked up and the little fucker was leering at me, I swear it. It's ass said fuck you and it's eyes said keep your hands off my hole and quit sticking people in it.
I said immediately after I was used as a toilet "shit.....literally" I like that I got to use literally correctly.
I figure I was pretty lucky to have been so close to home and on the way back rather than out. Life is good.
Pictures of Steak night to follow....or I might just create a steak club blog where we can store images of steaks and their eaters.
Hugs
V
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